No, not internet. I had a dream about Minecraft last night! Well, it was only part of the dream. Here’s what happened:
I was walking through an open public park when I saw a baby stroller in the distance. I walked towards it and saw that there was a baby in it. No one else was around, so I was concerned that the baby’s parents were being negligent. I looked around for the parents until I found a large family having a picnic BBQ. I walked up to the man in charge of the grill and asked him, “Is that your baby in the stroller over there, alone?”
“Yes, that’s our baby.” he replied.
Shocked, I told him, “You shouldn’t leave your baby unattended like that. Go get him.”
He seemed a little offended and replied, “No, that’s how we raise our child. Don’t tell us how to be parents. Go away.”
I didn’t argue and just walked straight to the park ranger’s cabin. I walked in and there he was… Clint Eastwood, the park ranger. He was in his Unforgiven-esque Western clothes and looking badass and pissed. I told him about the negligent parents and he just scoffed at me and walked into his office and closed the door.
Feeling defeated and helpless, I walked to the computer that was in the cabin and started playing Minecraft. Yup, Minecraft of all things. I must’ve been playing for a few minutes and as I was slaying a Minecraft spider, Clint Eastwood bursted out of his office on horseback and galloped towards the lone baby’s family. In mid-stride, he yelled out “Derrick!” (or something) and another park ranger (presumably his sidekick) bursted out of the cabin behind Clint. Together, they rode into the distance and then I woke up.
I lay in bed hoping that they saved the baby and they taught the family a lesson that they’d never forget.
Weird, huh? :D
Anyways, enjoy Scene 36 – “My Pet Monster”!