Greg: “Well, if I’m fucked already, letme take a few of the down with me!” Attempts to pul out pistol, but it slips off his hand and flies away, Now he’s really fucked,
The above is a joke, the following is real:
Greg tries to dust-off the colonel’s clothes and give him a shoulder massage as he tries to ingratiate him to not die. All the while the Colonel grows more and more annoyed. (Or he’s used to Greg’s shenanigans and just sighs to himself and enjoys the morning massage)
Greg says “I’m sorry to have accidentally bumped into you in my excitement to get to work today” while saluting and trying to keep a straight face.
demand the colonel tell you where he keeps the secret formula for his fried chicken. Nothing else matters right now.
If you hadn’t guessed, all of my suggestions will be silly/badass. Give you an option from the crazy box, if you want it. :u
I like this one. Needs to be done at gunpoint.
Might as well get stuck in. Pull out the gun, take the colonel hostage, get all the good loot and leave.