I Get All the Memes Now! | September 24, 2011

by Joe

I just picked up Portal on Steam and beat it :D What an amazing game! The story was short, but it was executed so beautifully, I didn’t mind how short it was. Actually, I don’t think I would’ve wanted it to be longer. It ended perfectly, I think! The story also inspires me to work on the machines of The Pocalypse :D

Now I know what “The cake is a lie” is all about now! I always knew it was from Portal, but now I understand it :D I’m really looking forward to picking up Portal 2, but first I have some Team Fortress 2 to try out, since it’s just collecting digital dust in my hard drive. I’ll be on Steam from time to time, so feel free to join The Pocalypse’s Steam group and help teach a noob how to play TF2 :D

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Yoinkinator
Yoinkinator
12 years ago

She? How many elders in the colony do we have?

I also recommend the Half-Life series. It’s long, hasn’t been completed, but it’s still amazing :D

Spectrite21
Spectrite21
12 years ago

Did you finish the credits in portal it was good!

sh4d0wfl4re
sh4d0wfl4re
12 years ago

…Rosa must have infected them.

raikue
raikue
12 years ago

yay the 4 :) but this was a good episode

Yoinkinator
Yoinkinator
12 years ago

Oh, I was actually first that time!

I also recommend Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Rated the scariest game of 2011 for a reason, but oh so awesome. Also gives you boasting rights for playing what is possibly the scariest game of all time :)

Sweet_Ride
Sweet_Ride
12 years ago

@Yoinkinator I think Amnesia is just overrated to be scary, so everyone thinks it is without actually playing it. I mean, it is scary, but I doubt it’s the scariest game of 2011.

Dagzter
Dagzter
12 years ago

Lol yeah Joe portal 1 was perfect though i havent played portal 2 yet i hope its amazing also. oh and also the only logical reason for *she* is ofcourse Rosa but the tricky part is WHY did she do it.I mean she saied se doesnt feel the thirst so what revenge or something?

Futureal
Futureal
12 years ago

I’d say you should try Doom 1-3.Doom 1 and 2 are a bit aged but still great games.

pete
pete
12 years ago

We can climb the window out.

Spider
Spider
12 years ago

Nah, the elder infected them. I think he told the soldier to say she to throw Bernie off his scent and to make him doubt Rosa.

nightarix
nightarix
12 years ago

@sh4d0w
could just be that the “she” referred to is another vampire and probably the same from the blood farm scene given the text so odds are not rosa but a vampire that has yet to be revealed, and one who thinks bernie is important for some reason(possibly to improve their emp weapon to be more effective?)

LegendaryAsshole
LegendaryAsshole
12 years ago

Apartment C-5? Shit! I don’t want to know what IRONY happened in apartment C-4

Nick
Nick
12 years ago

Apartment C-5?! :O I ONLY HAVE 7 HOURS TO LIVE!

Shade Person
Shade Person
12 years ago

Maybe “she” is someone Bernie knows… once. She must have told him about Scott’s Dad’s mystery room.

Dagzter
Dagzter
12 years ago

Ohhh that makes sense like elder made the soldier vampires but since Rosa is already like a pro at that dream world stuff so that she is kinda superior to other just normal vampires .I know that all vampires can access the dream world but Rosa is already much more experienced so she can kinda like command or force them if she needs to.

Decifer
Decifer
12 years ago

@Shade Person
Your right, that’s not rosa mind talking, plus i don’t think rosa is strong enough yet to do that. in any case, good observation! To joe, thumbs up by me XD

Decifer
Decifer
12 years ago

@Dagzter
Rosa doesn’t know that vampires are raiding the colony

Keter
Keter
12 years ago

Uh… the Elder is male or female?

alpha
alpha
12 years ago

@Keter
the elder’s name is Dominik so he is a man

NeoWarrior
NeoWarrior
12 years ago

Ok… I’m starting to get confused…

Blues
Blues
12 years ago

it cannot be rosa… The voice has said “you don’t deserve it, abomination”. That’s not Rosa’s way to speak, maybe another elder (a female elder) discovered that dominik had been captured (not infected) and has come to save him, for whatever reason, but after discovering so many abominations, has decided to use them to finish something (still have to find out so many things)… Or Rosa has an Inner Rosa.

Norman D. Landings
Norman D. Landings
12 years ago

The Elder is a Thai ladyboy? Could happen.

Erik
Erik
12 years ago

Maybe “she” is the voice

lurker
lurker
12 years ago

Sounds like Rosa gave in too the feeding urge
Only if we had Joe and his headband right now…

NeoWarrior
NeoWarrior
12 years ago

Theory: Bernie’s mother… She could also explain the “theory-fact” that Bernie’s dad is a vampiric Executioner… Boy! Bernie has a whole family of vampires!!!!!

hypnokrit
hypnokrit
12 years ago

JOE UNDERSTANDS ALL THE MEMES!

frida
frida
12 years ago

ooooh :O

Some Guy From Germany
Some Guy From Germany
12 years ago

ahhh that was the female elder bernie shot once he was at the church or somewhere there^^

lukeape
lukeape
12 years ago

I’m surprised no one has mentioned that a few strips ago the Elder left the lab and probably started feeding on people.

Bill
Bill
12 years ago

@Joe People just like My Little Pony – Friendship is Magic. You should watch it sometime :P

EmoKirby
EmoKirby
12 years ago

@NeoWarrior: That was my first thought!
And all of you thinking this is Rosa… Shame on you.

Aethrys
Aethrys
12 years ago

Hey Joe, I sent you a friend invite on steam. I’ve got something in lieu of a donation.

Me, Myself and I
Me, Myself and I
12 years ago

TF2 is a hat simulator. I’ll give you some to start it off.

Happy Vampire
Happy Vampire
12 years ago

@NeoWarrior: Exactly what I was thinking U.u
Probably Bernie’s mother was kidnapped by zombies & bitten,but maybe vampires attacked and infected Bernie’s mother. So the two virus battled together,and here your new zombpire is! By the way,I don’t think Bernie’s father is a vampire. Mostly,the LEADER of the vampires. The vampires got all the strength to take over New Hammerston,and yet they didn’t attack. The fear of Obliteration can’t be such to ignore the thirst. That explains,too,why there are the blood farms: Bernie’s father not wanting to see humans die to feed his ‘people’? Maybe Bernie’s father is half vampire,and has gained control of the vampire without being drained because of that. Maybe,an half-vampire doesn’t have the thirst and the weakness to sunlight ( losing some positive attributes vampires got )?

P.S. This was my longest comment yet.

Happy Vampire
Happy Vampire
12 years ago

^ And probably the longest of The Pocalypse? I don’t know.

Happy Vampire
Happy Vampire
12 years ago

Oh,by the way,who’s the shadowy figure on the logo? Doesn’t seem Andrius.

Nick
Nick
12 years ago

@Happy Vampire Its definitely not meant to be a surprise. :O

Zombie Killer
Zombie Killer
12 years ago

@Happy Vampire I’m pretty sure the shadowy person on the logo is Andrius from the start of the Pocalypse when he was in the jail cell.

sh4d0wfl4re
sh4d0wfl4re
12 years ago

yae earlier I kinda meant a Dominic mind controlled or mind form of Rosa. (cause if your the locked up vampire you want a scapegoat)
It was obviously not Rosa’s words there, particularly since Rosa isn’t in town!
(I hoped people would guess this sort of thing by now…. not the adding of Bernie’s Vampy parents, that the other vampires’ want DEAD)

NeoWarrior
NeoWarrior
12 years ago

@HappyValentine-> I’m pretty sure the Counsil of Vampire Elders said that the Executioner wouldn’t kill Bernie because he wouldn’t hurt his son… Just after the bloodfarm incident… So, he is definitely NOT the leader of the vampires… Besides, it is always stated that Vampires are led by a Queen and her loyal Nobles(Dracula for example)…

Dagzter
Dagzter
12 years ago

@NeoWarrior im pretty sure Dracula was a man :D

Anon
Anon
12 years ago

Dominik infected them, but since Rosa has zompire powers – zombie looks, she can command them.

Blues
Blues
12 years ago

Please, don’t use the name of Dracula talking about modern vampire societies (i mean, does who have appeared in TV and films in the last ten years or so). If we take the original myth of Dracula, we could say that he had no Queen (at least a Queen who would give him orders) but a King (The Devil).

NeoWarrior
NeoWarrior
12 years ago

Dagzter-> Dracula is an example of a Noble… Read carefully before commenting…

Blues-> The Devil can be used for either male or female damned creatures, so it could mean King or Queen…

Some Guy
Some Guy
12 years ago

On the topic of rosa dominating the lesser vampires-she might have had nothing to do with their existence, but is stronger of mind than them. It’s possible she’s dominating them (perhaps without realizing it) to protect her friends, as much as she can.

NeoWarrior
NeoWarrior
12 years ago

Someguy-> but she wouldn’t tell them to kill the kid whose mother she took away, would she? I sincerily doubt it…

Happy Vampire
Happy Vampire
12 years ago

@NeoWarrior I’m Happy VAMPIRE,not Happy Valentine. >:I

NeoWarrior
NeoWarrior
12 years ago

Sorry! Misread!